Keeping up with the Joneseseseseses

Well, it finally happened.

I finally caved and crossed to the dark side.

I did something I thought I never would.

I got an iPhone.

That's right. I, Jennie, got an iPhone and the stupid thing had been so frustrating ever since I almost wish I was dead. Stupid Optus are a bunch of turds. The Sim activation, I was told, would happened within 20 minutes to four hours and guess what. It's been 26 hours and it still hasn't happened. I've made five phone calls, the first of which I had to hang up half way through because I just could not understand the guy on the phone. The next couple told me to be patient, another one said the activation hadn't been put through and to wait another 20 minutes to four hours and it's been eight hours since then. My last call consisted of being told the process was in motion but they were upgrading their system and it might be delayed. I asked why I hadn't been told that this morning and she says, rather gaily, "Oh but I tell you now!"

Right.

So, here I am, itching to play with the fucking thing and all I've done is stick a few songs on it and stared at it, willing the fucking service to do what it has to.


Check again... still nothing.

FUCK

MY

LIFE


On a positive note: I AM GOING TO SEE THE AVENGERS 3D TOMORROW!!!!! YESS YESS YEssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Yesterday I took myself on a date to the movies and saw American Pie: The reunion , which was pretty much what I expected. I had the whole theatre to myself; which ruled.

That's pretty much all the excitement going on in my life at the moment. Yep.

Women and stuff.

I have just done my weekly readings for one of my uni subjects about sexual trafficking amongst Thai and Burmese women. It was pretty heavy-going.. combined with last week's work on the HIV/AIDS epidemic in Africa, this subject has left me rather depressed. 

When the AIDS thing became mainstream in the '80s in western countries, it was passed off as a 'gay disease', but in Africa and developing countries it is the women who are most affected because of their lack of rights when it comes to sex. Women are not people, they are objects, used and taken at will by men who feel they are entitled to sex. 

http://www.cracked.com/article_19785_5-ways-modern-men-are-trained-to-hate-women.html

I read that article a couple of weeks ago and haven't been able to get it out of my head, and it seems rather apt at the moment with my uni subject.

Is it true that even in our supposedly more enlightened, feminised equal opportunity western culture that these attitudes still prevail in men? I would say yes.  You only have to watch weekend music shows to see it is true. It never matters how the man looks, he can be 400 kilos, 150 years old, wrinkly, grey-haired and have no teeth but in most of the music clips, even the most unattractive man is surrounded by scantily clad, thin, beautiful gyrating women because sex sells. But not only that, it's female sex that sells. 

If an unattractive woman was to sit around in fur coats covered in bling singing surrounded by dancing buff men in budgie-smugglers no one would take her seriously. It'd be a joke!

Where does this entitlement for sex come from? Media? Culture? Society? Do ALL men feel this way? Is it really about sex and getting jollies? Or is it also about male ego, masculinity and power? I would say so. 

Big Bananas

I spent the Easter weekend in Coffs Harbour with the family including the dogs. The dogs are such sooks, Ruby, who could tear out the throat of the biggest, toughest person did not relax the entire visit because she is a sook and wanted to go home. She spent most of her holiday staring at the door waiting to be allowed back in the car to go home. Nugget, who I thought would be clingy and whingey had a great time exploring the new house and yard. She didn't like the long drive much, but she survived.

I finally got to fulfill a lifelong dream of seeing the Big Banana. lol. There are no words to describe my euphoria over the event so I will leave it at that.

I spent too much money and now my wardrobe door refuses to shut.

And I ate the rest of the M&Ms in the bowl which means I ate them all.

Overall, was a pleasant trip. Even Buckles' teasing me on the drive home from the pub about being busting to go to the toilet was funny. She was tipsy and saying stuff like "psssssss", "Oh, look at all that water", "drip, drip, drip", "Are you going to give the toilet a golden shower?" lmfao. What a bish.

Now I am back in the bush and today I am going to lock in some dates and book some flights for my Mexico/South America trip in November, but I don't know where to start. I want to do EVERYTHING - aaaah. I'm so excited though, so on that note, I will go plan!

Some more stuff

What's with this weather?? It's hot, gorgeous and sunny... but, weather, summer ended a month ago. Piss off. Let autumn have a turn. I admit, it's beautiful weather, but tomorrow I'm supposed to go and work in it and after ten minutes of the sun bearing down on me, every ounce of energy I have begins to evaporate. So, go away. Or at least cool off just for tomorrow.

Having said that, I have enjoyed being able to take the dogs for leisurely paddles down at the river. Except at the river I wanted to go to today there were school kids doing their cross-country crap by the looks. Ahh, I remember the one time I participated in cross-country. My friends and I walked the entire course, the other two bitches ran up to the finish with two steps to go so I came last in the whole year or something. The boys who had taken it seriously and had been sitting around for us to finish for an hour were cranky but I didn't give a fuck. Suck shit to them. Sport is stupid.

Yesterday I went and saw The Hunger Games. I won't give a review because I think reviews are stupid. Although, I just had to write one for a uni assignment. Pretty easy as far as assignments go, but I still don't like them. Just tell me basically what the story is about and I'll decide how many stars it's worth, thank you very much. Anyway, now I've ranted about not liking reviews, I will say this: as far as book to movie adaptations go, I thought it was really well done but the shaky camera movements did my head in. I don't want to feel a part of the action - I want to watch it - so fuck off with the crappy camera work.

I saw the preview for The Avengers movie and I am so excited I could crap my dacks. So, in celebration last night, I watched Iron Man. I'd only ever caught bits and pieces of it before, and even though it seemed to go on for hours and hours I really enjoyed it. I'm going to watch the second one tonight even though my brother reckons I shouldn't waste my time. But I will anyway.

I am supposed to be writing my weekly work up for one of my uni subjects and we're supposed to write some bullcrap about open and closed texts. Who gives a fuck? Not I, that's for sure. *sigh* So I thought I'd do something about Snow White being an open text, which I think means it can be interpreted different ways? Fuck, I'm gonna have to try and read the boring reading again to make sure I get it, for fucks sake.

Lately, I have been skimming so many of my readings that it's spilling over into all my reading life. I skim everything now, emails, facebook stuff, books, etc. I hate fight scenes and love scenes in books and skip them. It means I misunderstand everything and often get the wrong end of the stick but I don't give a fuck. I think it's an 'i don't give a fuck' kind of day today, which is funny because I'm not in a bad mood or anything.. I just don't have any fucks to give at the moment.

Hey, I read something interesting about the word 'fuck' the other day. That it stands for something like "Fornication Under Consent of the King' because kings used to go around fucking all the wives in the kingdom and apparently they had every right to do so.

So that's all for now. Cheerio.

Me again

Ahh, it's a absolutely gorgeous sunny day here and I am here editing assignments which are due today and tomorrow instead of outside enjoying the weather.

Actually, I went to the community garden open day earlier and bought myself a growers calendar. It's awesome because it gives you gardening tips and tells you when to sow stuff. So, if I get some time during the week I will take the calendar's sage advise and plant some broccoli, peas, cabbage, beetroot and spinach. It's also good because it leaves lots of space for me to write when assignments are due and when things are coming up because it's easier then programming a mobile phone I never carry around.

So I read through the essay of doom I managed to finish yesterday - eerruuggh. It's so boring. And it says absolutely nothing, just rehashes bullcrap I managed to glean from the readings.So it should either do really well or shithouse because the tutor, I get the impression, hates the subject as much as I do. Although, she's been really good in answering my "I don't get it" questions. I'm pretty cranky, though. When I signed up the subject was something entirely different, then they changed it a week into the study period to something boring. FML. lol.